Stop saying “Whee!” Nobody says “Whee!”
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“Yeah, if ya’ stay here long enough ya’ might see somebody’s KNEES!”
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“Ha ha ha… I’m the impish Officer of Death.”
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“Let Pat Carroll go, you beast.”
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“Selling Girl Scout Cookies… Interested?”
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“Ah poor Emmett Kelly, didn’t age well did he?”
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“Well I’m up next. I better get my G-String on.”
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A lot of people end up IN HOSPITAL because of this. Perhaps even people from UNIVERSITY.
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“Ahh… Red Buttons.”
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“Ortega Taco Shells are made from people!!!”
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“Elizabeth Taylor’s Poison.”
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“Colander Warehouse™: All we do is colanders, and we do them… right.”
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“You just know there’s a Zuni fetish doll with a knife waiting behind that door, right?”
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“Flag on the Moon.”
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“Not with Claude Aikens in it.”
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“All the bras were hell on Earth?”
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I seek Robert Denby.
I need to find out why I was considered as elusive as him.
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“I peed your pants. I’m not sure how.”
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“You’re practically Leo Buscaglia!” 
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Then I said “H-hey it’s cool but rap with me.”
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“You know, Junior tried to be a singer but he couldn’t cut it. Sit down, Junior.”
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