Out of context MST3K quotes

“Frozen Bodies… You have anything you’d like to share with the whole class?”

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“Hey… Stallone.”

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“John Cassidy for President!!!”

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“It’s an IGUANA!”

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Joel: “The tranquility of post war Japan???”

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“Later on the program, Linda Ellerbe will be AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!

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:musical_note: Lucy, I’m hoooooooooLUCY OHMYGAW

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:musical_score:Ground Control to Rosenberg :rocket:

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He’s wearing his his tactical trilby.

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“We’d like to get all the dancing Ratfinks to one side of the stage and the singing Ratfinks to the other, please.”

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I envision a cheating wing!

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When does the poetry slam start?

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"Ya know, Pia Zadora never got much taller than this.

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"It’s a ninja truckstop.

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“Let’s see, what rhymes with ‘blue balls?’”

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“Cue the famous has-been actress.”

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Maybe he can take his ninja equivalency exam?

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“It’s Big Daddy’s birthday. I’ve got life in me, Big Daddy!”

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:musical_note: It’s a sinister day in the laboratory, a sinister day in the lab… :musical_note:

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“Toupee and Greyweave - they’re cops.”

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