Out of context MST3K quotes

“Watching this movie is cinematic puberty: nothing makes sense and it never goes the way you’d expect.”

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We hated you in the Paper Chase!!!

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“How many dogs do you think he killed to get that coat?” “Plenty.”

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Cue James Earl Jones voice. “Hey you’re Kim Cattrall.”

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“Looks like Raising Arizona now.”

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“Watch the steno pool go wild for his vinyl. Huh huh hoo…”

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“What’s this? Pantless Motorcycle Repair?”

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“Grape Nuts anybody?”

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“Do you want to take off your pants and join me?”

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“Hercules for Axe Body Spray.”

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“Grab some bench, Lumpy.” :chicken:

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Scream all you want, but take all you scream.

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“Ohh it’s still too hot. Gotta take off more clothes.”

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Cue James Earl Jones voice. “Next Week on Gabriel’s Fire…”

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“Oh there is no next week on Gabriel’s Fire Jim.”

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Oh look he’s refenestrating

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“Yeah; Moe, Larry, and Kirlian Photography!”

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“Man she’s got no pants and he’s got no shirt. They barely have one outfit between em.”

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“Oh it’s a kickstart.”

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Cue James Earl Jones voice. “This is F…U…N…”

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