“That means money! Money I can cover my naked butt with!”
“He died as he lived: white, moist, and bloated.”
"He eats tuna salad sandwiches…
Heeee sat on his glasses onnnnce…
He likes to wear mittens
He’s got a deviated septum
Heeee’s a real big fan of Delta Buuuurke!
He gets his hair cut on Tuesdays
He prefers stuffing to potatoes
Hiiiiis favorite movie is Turner & Hooooch ! "
I’m gonna tell my boss I’m Pumaman, maybe he’ll let me take off early.
Jim Henson’s The Shining Babies
“Kurosawa, eat your heart out.”
“Now, ladies and gentlemen, The Swedish Moses of Soul!”
“You know guys- I’d like to go to Egypt. See the…….sights.”
We’re havin’ an adventure, just like the Goonies!
ELAINE!
“It’s a little nepotism in the Wright Family there huh?”
“Custume Designer? Custume?”
“Ahh Martian Furniture by Fritz of Mars.”
“Is this the end of Captain Chuck Hardslab?”
“Oh stop pretending there’s a plot. Don’t cheapen yourself further.”
“Do those brightly lit, tight white jumpsuit-clad, deeply decolletaged women have anything to do with this?”
“Things which are funny floating.”
“Wet ‘em if you got ‘em!”
“Davey, you’re gonna meet a man in a black robe wanting to play chess with you.”
“Well, enough of that guy. Here’s some more boring scenes.”