Out of context MST3K quotes

“That means money! Money I can cover my naked butt with!”

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“He died as he lived: white, moist, and bloated.”

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:notes: "He eats tuna salad sandwiches…
Heeee sat on his glasses onnnnce…
He likes to wear mittens
He’s got a deviated septum
Heeee’s a real big fan of Delta Buuuurke!
He gets his hair cut on Tuesdays
He prefers stuffing to potatoes
Hiiiiis favorite movie is Turner & Hooooch ! " :notes:

:passenger_ship:

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I’m gonna tell my boss I’m Pumaman, maybe he’ll let me take off early.

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Jim Henson’s The Shining Babies

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“Kurosawa, eat your heart out.”

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“Now, ladies and gentlemen, The Swedish Moses of Soul!”

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“You know guys- I’d like to go to Egypt. See the…….sights.”

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We’re havin’ an adventure, just like the Goonies!

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ELAINE!

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“It’s a little nepotism in the Wright Family there huh?”

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“Custume Designer? Custume?”

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“Ahh Martian Furniture by Fritz of Mars.”

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“Is this the end of Captain Chuck Hardslab?”

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“Oh stop pretending there’s a plot. Don’t cheapen yourself further.”

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“Do those brightly lit, tight white jumpsuit-clad, deeply decolletaged women have anything to do with this?”

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“Things which are funny floating.”

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“Wet ‘em if you got ‘em!”

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“Davey, you’re gonna meet a man in a black robe wanting to play chess with you.”

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“Well, enough of that guy. Here’s some more boring scenes.”

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