Ok, now kid… here we are! We’re at the beach!! Smell that salt air??
mom waves around dead fish
Becareful now son, it’s a hot one today!
dad dumps hot sand on kids feet
Boy, we’re gonna have some fun now! Let’s go swimming!
mom pours salt water on kids head
Kid looks at both his parents.
“This is pathetic. I’m going over to Timmy’s. Hes got a pool”
kid walks away while giving his parents the middle finger
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Damn $800? I wanna be that kid!
I would’ve left for $20
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Some people will do anything to keep pets from messing with the new sofa.
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I told you that couch was never going to fit through the porthole!
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There’s gotta’ be a door on the other side. Or else the couch folds up like a fuzzy pocket ruler.
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“Another three or four of these and there’ll be enough for all twelve of us!”
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Reorganizing Saturn’s rec room.
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“We’re gonna park it right in front of that first nitrous tank!”
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