Ok, now kid… here we are! We’re at the beach!! Smell that salt air??
mom waves around dead fish
Becareful now son, it’s a hot one today!
dad dumps hot sand on kids feet
Boy, we’re gonna have some fun now! Let’s go swimming!
mom pours salt water on kids head
Kid looks at both his parents.
“This is pathetic. I’m going over to Timmy’s. Hes got a pool”
kid walks away while giving his parents the middle finger