Punchlines Only, Please

Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.

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“The breakfast was my idea.”

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“Tis true, but me first love is the C.”

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“For you, no charge.”

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“They gave me a chihuahua?”

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“Oh I figured out what kind of dog Brian is… a Melon-collie… HA! err… a Chi-wah-wah… … DAMN YOU ALL!!”

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“I’ll try but you have to promise not to hit me on the head.”

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“The photon says, ‘no, I’m traveling light.’”

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Whatever god wants, he keeps!

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“I like him very much but he no help with curve ball.”

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“It must have been the way you told it.”

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“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”

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