Only two parts of a Reuben are debatable.
Corned beef or Pastrami. Assuming that the Pastrami in question is a variant of corned beef, and not turkey pastrami.
Russian Dressing. Because you’re going to get closer to Russian Dressing with Thousand Island than what passes for “Russian Dressing” in a lot of places.
Anything else, call it a ham, cheese, and sauerkraut on rye. Or whatever. It might be a really good sandwich. But it’s not a Reuben.
Calling a turkey sandwich a Reuben is probably a sincere mistake. Calling a ham sandwich a Reuben might be anywhere from a mistake to a deliberate insult.
Speaking of reubens…
Reuben with a Whip.
I’m going to guess this crowd isn’t going to be very receptive to the Turcules Rueben, so I won’t even suggest it.
Also serves a variety of ingredients such as chicken, corn, green peppers, chili and sigh… onions…
But we’re all about a Turkules Rachel.
The Arch Hall Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger
In a combo with some Bruno VeSoda and some french fried potatoes.
Now featured on the breakfast menu, The Bran That Wouldn’t Die. Packed with enough fiber to keep you going all day long!
Try the Coleman Francis Vigilante Coffeecake.
Or maybe a hearty bowl of Merlin’s Soup of Mystical Wonders. Made fresh daily.
Only if I can have a Blood Beast Cocktail for a starter.
Having a party? Order our 6-foot Robot Monster sub!
Also, we’re currently having a Moon Zero Two for One Special.
Goes great alongside the Merlin Chop.
Beer, from off of the sun.
While we’re discussing this, I want Catalina Capers on my sandwich.
Oh, but hold the chili peppers. Chili peppers burn my gut.
I think Waffles would be a perfect addition to the menu!
You want waffles? Well, you are in luck, introducing the Wild Wild Waffles of Batwoman!
Including a side of soup.