Most restaurants are narrowing their menus due to supply chain problems and fluctuating demand. But let’s buck that trend and expand the menu for S.o.l’s Deli — the First Deli in Space.
The current menu offerings are:
The Miles O’ Beef — A chunk of red meat, low in fat
The Mr. B Natural Diet Plate
Split Pia Zadora Soup
The Vince Van Patty Melt
The Sid Tuna Melton — with Monkey Boy fries
The Manos, Ham of Fate Reuben — with eXtRa ZeStY sEcReT sAuCE
The Joe Don Baker Baked Potato
Merritt Stone Wheat Crackers
The Monty Cristo Markham — deep fried and then forgotten
So what new menu item based on an MST3k experiment — film, character, actor, or director — would you like to see added to S.o.l.'s menu?
Reminds me of when I went to a place that was advertising itself as an authentic deli, ordered a Reuben, and they asked me if I wanted corned beef or turkey.
I said again, nicely, that I’d like to please have a Reuben and had to explain, in a friendly way and trying not to sound condescending, that meant I wanted corned beef (or possibly pastrami if they had it.)
In the end, it wasn’t very good.
