What is the most embarrassing thing (that you’re comfortable saying) that you have done?
I’ve said “Si” to a worker in a Chinese restaurant in front of my family. They ALL looked at me weird. Top that.
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Any time I tried to humor some married sleazeball who, so late in the 20th Century and in the big city, was still trying the “My wife and I have an understanding” speech. Embarrassing on so many levels… mostly that I didn’t just cut to the chase and slap them in the face with a giant fish. 
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That totally reminds me of Space Mutiny !
“Mrs. Claus and I have an understanding…”
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Nothin’ gets you in the mood like Squid-In-A-Globe, plus interpretive dance.
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