Suggestions for an expanded "In This House..." plaque for MST3K (Rifftrax quotes also usable!)

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We exchange inventions!

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We slam anteaters outta nowhere.

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… things are convenient and simplify everything!

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We should really just relax.

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In this house… WE REGRET NOTHING!!!

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In this house…

We eat thorazine waffles.
We always always obey the guy with the biggest underpants.
We make our stew with chicken, corn, green peppers, chili…(sigh)… onions…
We steer clear of the dead racoons of the future.
We will haunt your soul forever.
We are the owners of all the lonely hearts.
We are tired.
We are wasted.
We love you, darling.
(We didn’t steal no bike, neither).

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In this house

We ball it up in Albuquerque!

Our crank is turned to Frank.

None shall speak ill of Springs. Springs bring us knowledge, security, happiness, living room furniture. All hail Springs!

If your name is “Keeba”, you will be guaranteed to receive a friendly greeting from one and all.

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In this house,

We fly like a moron!

We’ve become a Gigaforce!

Our tires are filled with water!

We triiiiiiied to kill him with a forklift! Ole!

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…we rush the Halloween season.

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We have a special place in our hearts for Richard Basehart.

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We have to sit and watch them all.

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We’re huge!

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In this house…

…we love our friend, the squeegee.

…we change our hairstyles frequently.

…we’re afraid of demon bats.

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Oh, GOOD ONE!!

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Now I really want to name a pet “Keeba”!

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we don’t see motorcycles.

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…we talk of a thousand wonderful days.

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-We fly awkwardly with our butts in the air.
-We realize that there was no monster.
-We think that is ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING.
-We think that a bloody head on a white piano is kinda tacky.
-We decide who lives and who dies (have fun explaining THAT to the guests…)

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We use plenty of lip and tongue action

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Well believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid… and I went ahead anyway.

I was popular in high school. Why does my kid have to be such a dud?

I’m experiencing a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly I love it!

Every frame of this movie looks like someone’s last known photograph.

“If…you want…the flavor of bacon…in a dip”

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