Breach hull, all die (it must be underlined)
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We choose who lives or dies!
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we think there’s no tradition like a new tradition.
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We only use genuine Interocitor parts!
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In this house…
- Ortega caters all our important functions.
- (likewise) we keel feelthy peegs.
- we love our Tragic Moments figurines.
- our dog’s name is Chris.
- we got a divorce because of Davey.
- we have an unlimited pool cue budget.
- we have a daktari stool.
- everyone’s named Steve.
- our new winch is quieter.
- we’ve won 2 nanites at the county fair.
- that’s why I’m the lawgiver!
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In this house, it’s fun until somebody dies.
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Robot Roll Call: Cambot Gypsy Tom Servo Crooooow
It’s keen living in Deep 13
Gamera is friend to all children
Rowsdower will save us and save all the world
We have the Swayze-ist Christmas of them all
Tell me a good thing about the movie. ?? Tell me a bad thing about the movie. ?? What is 2+2? Richard Basehart.
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Are there any “shove off, kid” doormats?
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Try our delicious, world-famous “Sandy” Frank (served with beans and cole slaw)
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We…
… aren’t wondering how we eat or breathe
… concentrate hard to make the hurting stop
… have got the key to the lubricant cabinet
… smell like space
… like to sneak in and lie on the tablesaw
… are flexing our Zeitgeist again
… will be celebrities, and so will you
… actually look fun
… are trying to pass this off as being written
… were just waiting by the door
… long for a Hal Needham film
… have some funny names
Our response to spills is to go home
… get yelled at by a pork roast
… can be your friend and be your enemy
… are never going to play piano again
… look like a NORML meeting
… can’t have any luncheon meats
… are not fermented, pickled, or raw
… know about the porn
… like the names of lots of fish
… grind our hips under the breakfast table
… are livid with proudness
… just can’t get enough of Bettie Page
… feel like Guy Lafleur
… turn out to be nearly impossible
… will be the first to die
… must reassert our dominance
… are very flimsy, so be careful
… .have no more boxes marked ‘Hamdingers’
… applaud the concept of flight
… like to sleep with our heads in a catcher’s mitt
… just want everyone to stay off the couch
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we order milk at bars
we eat hamburgers with a french fry garnish
we wear triangles
You do you; in our house we leave Robert Denby alone.
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In this house…
…potatoes are what we eat!
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