𝙏𝙝𝙚 Super-Secret, Pseudo-Private, Regular Lounge™ 🤫

[LadyStarblade]

If any beer trays start floating for no reason, I am OUTTA HERE.

[LadyShelley]

Carefully unstrings the yards of monofilament intended to float the beer trays.

Humph.

[RRRob]

[Vader]

But at least when you’re ready to leave, there’s now a taxi outside with a driver who is eager to offer you a cab, mister.

[Aquarius]

…So is tonight’s weirdly silent can-can contest still on, or…?

[Dr_Phantom]

Bad news. The backup bartender is the can-can dancer, too.

[Spotty_Boots]

The drummer exploded, again. Does anybody remember the password to his phone?

[Jonathan_Eckley]

[TheBindingPolymer]

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[RRRob]

@Vader

But at least when you’re ready to leave, there’s now a taxi outside with a driver who is eager to offer you a cab, mister.

[klcorridon]

Good ol’ JohnnyCab!

[RRRob]

“Hell of a day, isn’t it?”

:: Hums tunelessly ::

[wyswysia]

Cab, mister?

[perfectfaceforradio]

I prefer Dolcetto honestly…

[Archer]

New bartender’s OK, I guess, but having that ride always running in the middle of the room seems kinda unsafe.

[Spotty_Boots]

My only question is, how does he afford all that lube on a bartender’s salary ?

[klcorridon]

He has a side gig as a distributor.

[RRRob]

I thought those died out with the advent of electronic ignition?

[klcorridon]

Older engines still need them.

[RRRob]

So he has a side job working on old engines?