This would be amazing. Our host turning slowly back toward the camera after flicking a cigarette at the inferno, while Tom & Crow dramatically slide on sunglasses. This inspired me to put a little something together:
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I predict more self-disappointment in the featured forum threads section. Oh ennui, you are my only friend.
He also put the RAM chips in the RAM chip sham bips be dips.
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Hereās my wrong answer (and this had better be very wrong!) as to the update:
It will be announced that, in 2023, Mystery Science Theater 3000 will be renamed Meta Science Theater 3000. (This is consistent with the tombstone shirt graphic.)
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Cooking with Beez! You know weāre dying for it.
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You used a bulletpoint! Nice attention to detail. 
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Weāll get the announcement that the first Gizmoplex Live special will be a Hamdinger eating contest between Growler and M. Waverly.
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This weeks update will be the one where we finally get the guided tour of Cambotās dressing room/trailer
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Lets just hope they donāt eat TOO much.
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Whereās the Kickstarter for THAT show??
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Mystery Unit Science Force 3001
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Clearly, the Procrastination Committee got its wires crossed and got here first for a change.
The responsible party will be flogged at an even later date to be determined at a later date.
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