Well I’m fairly certain I’d end up as pure minty freshness
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I want to be Vicks Vapor Action!
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But we’ve never had a host or Mad named Vick!
Maybe next season…? 
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Had an informal for fun band for a while, and “Vapor Action” was one of our rotating bunch of names. Also “Daddy’s Soul Donut.”
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Let’s hope John Agar or the guy from The Brain that Wouldn’t Die don’t sneak onboard or we’ll have pure smarm.
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HEY! You can’t say penetrating !
Or lubricate.
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Or hard or moist or gristle.
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As for who gets to be Pure Prairie League, don’t look at me. I have my reasons. [shuffles feet]
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No one wants to be pure imagination? I guess that is a lot to live up to.
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I want to be pure impurity
just to be difficult
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Yeah? Well I’ll be the feeling of hopeless urgency when you get a really bad itch on the arch of your foot when you’re driving with boots on.
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Oh great, now we have to reboot the universe. You know how unstable this thing is!
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Maybe I’d be PURE POWER.
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Youre all going to be turned into infinity stones for some BS Marvel story arch while my brainless self is holding down a 9-5 job and active on several committees
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No, he’d show up and we’d be all “go home, Thanos! Nobody likes you!” and he’d be like “Nuh uh! My mom says you guys have to be nice to me!” and we’d say “Nobody cares what your mom says” and he’d be arrested by the Lame Police.
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