312 - Gamera Vs. Guiron
Yeah, we just watched this at the Gizmoplex as part of that tribute event, but I just couldn’t say no!
This is easily my favorite entry of the MST3K Gamera episodes. It’s also the weirdest of the MST3K Gamera episodes. Not sure if that’s correlation or causation.
Anywho, I enjoyed the hell out of this. The goofiness of the kaiju fights and the bizarre twin brain-eating alien stuff all add up to inspiring riff material. This movie helps support the hypothesis that MST3K episodes are generally better when the movies give them more to work with or bounce off of (compare with, oh, say, The Castle of Fu Manchu or The Projected Man).
I’ll love it forever for introducing us to the Gamera song and working that into all the host segments.
313 - Earth Vs. the Spider
It always surprises me how much dark humor there is in this one. Like, jam-packed with the stuff! It helps that our central character has a rock-stupid insensitive boyfriend who doesn’t know when to shut up or how to shut up (it just occurred to me that Bert I. Gordon had a similarly insensitive character in The Amazing Colossal Man who often offended the female lead). And the dark humor doesn’t stop there!
Plus, this one has Merritt Stone AND Gene Roth AND Jack Kosslyn!
I also dig the unexpected Season 1 callbacks all over the place, from the “THANK YOU!” moment during the Invention Exchange to the “Dr. Erhardt” sighting in the cave to the RAM Chips at the end.
I’m an extreme arachnophobe, so I wasn’t expecting this to be an easy watch, but somehow, Bert I. Gordon and his hokey “GIANT STUFF” shenanigans made this a breeze. That probably helped the overall viewing experience for me.
We get a terrific short out of Speech: Using Your Voice, which memorably gives us the “use plenty of lip and tongue action” line plus all those goofy speakers and our main presenter Professer Buehler, all adding up to some neat fun.
AND WE GET CROW’S EARTH VS. SOUP SCREENPLAY! And also the Cheese Phone! Automatic wins, those.