OMG I would totally LOVE those!!
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Here’s a little something for afters…
Regular fortune cookies never really offer much beyond bland platitudes and a few lucky numbers - mine offer such tidbits as “You’ll be dead soon,” or “Just stop now-there’s no point.” Comes in sour milk and warm waxy yellow crayon flavor!
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Oh come on. EVERYONE knows that you can’t use Michael Bay leaves, they have no taste!
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No, but things will DEFINITELY “blow up”
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Hand me the toilet paper, I’ve just written the next Transformers!
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I’ll serve the Steak Milk!
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Meat shake and a side of regret.
If you’re not into the sweet/meat flavor combo you can always make a pie (meat or sweet) and get the MST3K moon logo on there. I’ve always wanted to make something with that logo
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How about some Lemon Käinen? Mix juice and zest from one lemon with salt, grain, and gold from your Sampo and place outside in a container on the day the earth freezes. Slushy!
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How many eggs to make Crow’s mile high merengue pie?
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Okay, I got one (although it isn’t considered a “terrible idea”). Red Kool-Aid, served with borscht, Stouffer’s lasagna, and a blood sausage hot dog, inspired by Killer Fish (thanks Growler and Waverly).
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Top it off with a fresh glass of Reconst 
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Mom?
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Operation Kid Brother Martini, dirty and stirred with a splash of jealous tears.
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Lobster a Go-Go!
It’s actually a crab dish, you see. There was no lobster.
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TV’s Frank 'n Beans - now with twice the cholester-do-all.
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~Pearl Mints~
“A delicious mint covered chocolate, with a small Order crest that adorns the top ” -Leonardo de Gary, Indiana.
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Turtle soup?
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hotdish?
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Hey that’s my recipe. Well, it’s an old recipe around here…
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“Our mock turtle soup is lovingly prepared with fragments of a rubber costume and bits of real Japanese stunt men.”
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