Desperately resists the urge to make a joke about all the cracks involved with MST3K… Fails.
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I told you to take it easy on the Hinder-90™ !! Especially before breakfast!!
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The Red Zone Cuban Sandwich
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Pork, ham, Swiss, mustard, pickles and despair.
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Of course you meant turkey ham.
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Red Zone Cuba has John Carradine in it, and as anyone who has seen The Unearthly, the man could be incredibly hammy at times.
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…Served with a 10-gallon mini-barrel of coffee.
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Catalina Capons?
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I see this thread and it makes me think “Are these people pitching for People vs. Food? Feast of Fiction? It’s not quite a Binging with Babish pitch but it’s kinda close…”
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Catalina Caponata 
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“Start with aubergine harvested from the cave of the Pod People…”
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How about a nice big slice / tall cool glass / heaping bowlful of SPACOM?
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Well, I did MST3K dishes, now for some RiffTrax titles.
Plantain from Outer Space
The Island of Dr Gateau
Carnival of Sole
Birdemic: Shock and Terrine
The Day after Tamales
Girls are better than Liver!
Mr Beef Natural
Buffalo Wing Rider
Miso of lost Women
Monterey Jack the Giant Killer
The Ghee from Harlem
Cool as Icecream
Fish of Fury
Bhindi the Swamp Boy
Fungi in Balloon Land
Pork the Slayer
The Hideous Sun Lemon
Birdemic: Shuck an Oyster
Samurai Coppa
Honey and Glory
Retro Pupu Master
The Psychotronic Ham
Godmonster of Indian Flatbreads
Killers from Spice
Adobo Vampire
Battle for the lost Peanut
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If slapping apples out of people’s hands while demanding answers is an acceptable recipe, then count me in.
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Apple Brown Daddy-O
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Stew…you know… “chicken, corn, green peppers, chili, sigh …onion.”
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Eegah has a recipe he wants to submit.
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MayoNAISE
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Puma Man chips n’dip… for “when you want the flavor of bacon in a dip!”
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