You’re huge and pink…

The best explanation I’ve heard to describe Noel’s House Party.

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In this group I’d be surprised if you were the only one…

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Spreadsheet nothing, I have a diagram.

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For context, I grew up in New Jersey. I did not know grits. Then I moved to Virginia. I discovered grits. They are not pleasant.

THEN I discovered shrimp with cheesy grits. That **** is good.

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I’m a simple sort. I like my grits with butter. I’m good with that.

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Yeah, there’s a bit of a history of British light entertainment presenters being, shall we say, less than pleasant irl.

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Mine was “well, you’re rich and white, I don’t see a problem with it.”

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Oh 100%, a Radio 1 DJ and a popular early evening kids/family presenter active between the late 60’s and mid 90’s is a RED FLAG knowing what we know now!

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I use RFID tags to track stock levels.

It’s the only way to be sure.

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I’m assuming Simmy Javile by that.

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Meanwhile, my pantry looks like a scene from Ali Baba and the Forty Teas

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That is too many varieties of tea for one pantry.

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No idea What the hell that is, but I laughed my A off…

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Saville, Hall, Harris, Talbot, Teret, Denning, King …there’s a LOT.

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Just a Ship of Fools over here, I guess.

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Our system is currently based on duct-tape shelf labels, but soon we’re implementing a color code system for what quarter something was added to the pantry!

I wanna do what year and which quarter, but I dunno how to do it entirely with colors without it being dumb as heck.

I could write on the stickers like some kind of caveman, I guess.

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You, my friend, need one of these.

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Yes, what is this ‘System’ which you Earth people speak of so highly?

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If I get a label maker I’m going analog, baby.

It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that embossing.

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Totally understandable. What’s the point of even having a label maker if you can’t also pretend it’s a phaser?

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