No excuse, I’m just not going to show up.
And when I don’t they’ll say, “we didn’t see you at work on Friday.”
And then I’ll say “Nobody does, I’m the wind, baby.”
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Joel definitely did end up in Australia, not sure if it was the outback, and though I don’t remember that episode of the Regular Show, I used to watch that it with my son, so it could have crept in there subconsciously.
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No need for excuses. I have my own office and my hearing aids have Bluetooth.
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But, doctor… this is my work!
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“I don’t feel so well.” Followed by me saying “Barf” repeatedly for 4 minutes.
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I have a bad case of the Mondays.
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Alternatively:
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Furiously scribbles notes
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I have to go watch my grandma skydive.
Actually I work weekends a lot so I usually have fridays off instead.
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I knew this unemployment thing would pay off sooner or later. No boss, no job, no need to ask permission.
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I’m going on strike. Be back tomorrow.
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I’d make excuses and skip work that day, but my boss is a real a**hole.
I’m self-employed.
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Have you tried taking him out, getting him plastered, and really unloading on him?
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I kinda feel sorry for the guy. He’s got issues.
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I was almost killed by a forklift.
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I’m unpacking my interocitor parts. According to the instruction manual it shouldn’t take too long.
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I was there all day. Where were you?
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Well, what I did was report that I have a meeting that night that I have to attend since I already paid for it. Although that sounds weird now that I say it out loud. And since I set my own hours I am not sure why I came up with the excuse in the first place.
Come to think of it I don’t think I am buying this whole “meeting” thing.
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If I had to do so, I’ve always wanted to emulate author Tom Robbins who, I’ve read, called in “well” to quit his day gig and go full-on writer.
“I’ve been sick for some time, but I’m feeling better now and won’t be coming in.”
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