Santa Who?
- Santa Claus
- Father Christmas
- Sinterklaas
- Der Weihnachtsmann
- Père Noël
- Dedt Moroz
- Noel Baba
- Babbo Natale
- Święty Mikołaj
- Sandy Claws
- Kriss Kringle
- Scott Calvin
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Um…
Merry Christmas From Chiron Beta Prime would like a word…
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The message was redacted by the robot overlords…I mean, protectors.
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- King Ding Dong
- Fruit Pie the Magician
- Twinkie the Kid
- Captain Cupcake
- Happy Ho Ho
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(Now this poll I made isn’t silly, so bear with me.)
I’m thinking of a name for my brown rat puppet I bought from Etsy.
@TheTheCrawlingEye, @TheBindingPolymer, @FlyingSquid, and @Editor made some suggested names for the little guy. So tell me. What name do you guys think is good?
- Rizzie (after Rizzo the Rat from The Muppets)
- Linz (after puppeteer Peter Linz)
- Gorgo Steamshovel
- Nikolai Andreev Kropotkin
- Roddy
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I love anything Muppet related so I HAD to go with Rizzo.
I’ve had three pet (live) rats named Booboobear, Morrissey, and Dilemma. Originally I named the second one ‘Jehovah’ but my mom thought people would think that was blasphemous so I had to go with my second choice name. So what I’m saying is, name your rat puppet Jehovah 
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I specifically suggested Nikolai Andreev Kropotkin so that he can be in stark Russian plays of the type written by Anton Chekov.
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…that’s an interesting reasoning right there.
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I won’t rest until I see Jim Henson’s Uncle Vanya.
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I voted for “Roddy” (Pronounced “Roady”)
Because, it’d be great if Joey the Lemur and Roddy had a show together… The Joey and Roddy show?
…
This is why everyone’s muted me on the bird app, isn’t it?
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or pier measuring skits by Ingmar Bergman.
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That or the selfies.
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Can’t take selfies, breaks the camera…
So… can’t be that…
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Geez, that bad?
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If you were to tell me the name of the actor who starred in T.H.E. Cat, what would you say?
- Robert LOW-gee-uh
- Robert low -GEE-uh
- Robert Loggy, eh?
- Robert LOW-zhee-aaa
- Robert LODGE-ee-uh
- Monte Markham
- I dunno, maybe The Paper Chase guy?
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For the record, Wikipedia, that ever reliable source, says Low-zha is the proper pronounciation.
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It’s New Years Eve! You are going to stay up until:
- Midnight Eastern Standard Time
- Midnight Local Time
- Midnight EST is my local time
- Alllllll night, gonna watch the sun rise
- Something else (tell us in the comments)
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I voted “Alllllll night, gonna watch the sun rise”, but to be fair, I work a graveyard shift and will be working tonight, so my vote really has nothing to do with any NYE related activities.
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- Beer
- Brandy
- Champagne
- Cognac
- Gin
- Rum
- Tequila
- Whiskey
- Wine
- Vodka
- Coffee/Tea/Soft Drink/Water
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