I use a green felt pen on my CDs, just like Mike, but without the monoblocks.
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I’ve got moves like Jagger.
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“I like to sneak in and lay on the table saw.”
“I keep copies of Popular Mechanics under my mattress!! (heh heh)”
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Sorry, I always stop for Slurpees!
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I like boot blacking. I like it very much!
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I had karate then I swung by the gym to lift.
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“I smell crab dip!” - Mitchell
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I got all kinds of antiseptic in my medicine cabinet in my place.
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I don’t care for crackers at all, and I’d be angered if the wife bought some at the grocery.
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I’m not even supposed to be here today.
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Ah, I do love a good AU fanfic. Thanks, Jimmy.
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I routinely hang out at the Judo range with my Akido rifle.
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“Uh yeah I got old and roasted the cat alive with my breath, but I’m fine.”
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I do a mean grizzly bear impression.
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“I just put my arm in pie.”
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I’m a crummy critter!
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I have a third nipple. On my forehead. It likes root beer and movies with Barbra Streisand in them.
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I make my own money! I can use your scar tissue… uh…
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…he didn’t steal no bike neither… I did!
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“I was torn from the thigh of Zeus.”
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