“Sorry I’m late. My sleeves fell off.”
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“This belt belonged to my father. With it, I will have all the powers he had. Or my money back.”
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“I should spank myself.”
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“I’m made of fleshy Thinsulate!”
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“I solved Myst in ten minutes, why can’t I do this?” - The Final Sacrifice
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“I can see into your room.” – Mary Jo Pehl, from RT’s The Griper
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“I’m the Hellenistic ideal.”
- Gypsy (host segment of Hercules Unchained)
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“My mustache makes me fall sideways!”
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“I’m in the firetruck for USA Up All Night!”
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“Y’see, I stopped a car with my face once. My forehead’s all Bondo® !”
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I shook hands with danger.
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I’m gonna go with orange Jerry curls.
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I’m the god!
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I’M IN ANOTHER DIMENSION! Help!
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“I died.”
Larry Csonka; Final Sacrifice
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“I cried and then I died.”
Morissey; City Limits
P.S. “Did I mention I cried?”
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Screw you, outside!
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“He offered me coke to play his record!”
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I…"always obey the guy with the biggest underpants!"
-Rifftrax “Dangerous Men”
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