FAKE Help Desk Requests ONLY!

seinfeldkramerrunningaway

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I give you pun chance to correct this.

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You had pun job, Polymer.

PUN JOB.

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Not a pun-off! makes a break, fast

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I knew that we shouldn’t have tried to egg her on with these help desk matters.

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Help, I’m in another dimension!

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matter
batter

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I’m sorry, you’re going to have to clear that with your dimension’s help desk. We’re still trying to deal with the legal issues.

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The law firm of Douglas, Noel, and Adams can help.

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Do they have jurisdiction over the moon?

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I’d like to complain about ‘‘Mitchell’’ being shown on Turkey Day because Joel leaving makes me Sad.

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The help desk is proud to inform you that he’s back in our care! We encourage you to watch The Bubble! And to also keep screaming, we’ve got a bit of a Monsters, Inc. situation going on.

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An army of housecats in little spacesuits is vengefully swatting the Cambots around. Their contract clearly stated that in return for continued Space-mousing services in and around the Gizmoplex, they’d get turkey giblets for the holiday. But some obnoxious cat-hater “forgot” and threw all the giblets in the gravy. AGAIN. :upside_down_face:

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We apologize. The help desk has alerted the nearest witch, who will be providing animal care shortly. If your Thanksgiving dinner seems a little more magical, that is why.

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There’s gonna’ be an extra level of Weird when the witches realize that a few of the cats are just other witches in cats’ clothing. (And let’s not even talk about what’s going on at the Imps’ Table.)

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Please help me.

I have to advance the plot somehow, and I have no idea how do that!

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A little assistance, please.

On a lark, we gave sentience to a TV show marathon mascot, and things have gone… unpredictably.

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Our Operators are busy on other calls, but will be with you shortly. Please listen to the following options for more personalized service.

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[grumble grumble grumble] dang phone trees… [grumble grumble grumble]

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presses 2 desperately and repeatedly

Cathermin tube melted down! How am I going to lay that 4 lane highway now :scream:

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