For those not familiar with Hot Ones, it’s a YouTube talk show where host Sean Evans interviews a celebrity as they both eat a plate of ten increasingly spicy chicken wings (or cauliflower wings for vegan/vegetarian guests).
So, I bring that up to ask these hypotheticals: how would the various characters in MST3K (could be in the show or in the featured movies) react and ultimately fare on Hot Ones?
Which characters could survive the onslaught of progressively hotter wings while answering the various interview questions? Which characters would beg for mercy or even tap out before eating all ten wings?
As for characters from the movies, the first one that came to mind is Avalanche.
Mia Farrow’s character wouldn’t be able to make it through more than one or two.
Whereas Florence would be: put it in a Bloody Mary if you want me to taste that.
If Santa Claus reacted to that devil toy the way that he did, I’d have to think that he’d have a devil of a time (har) with those hotter sauces!
Unless we’re talking the Santa from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. That guy’s a borderline psychopath and probably has an unreal endurance for spicy pain.
@optiMSTie I think it’s canon that Pitch can only eat hot foods, though. Anything else would be bad for his digestion. But Santa lives on soft ice cream treats.
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Send in all the Masters of Not Acting or Dull Surprise.
So, anyone played by John Agar.
Wanda Sacknussen
Dr. Ted Nelson
Dr. Talbott
That mumbly hypnotist clown whose name isn’t even worth looking up.