He’s fishy enough for me! We’ll include all water-based humanoid lifeforms.
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Oh, it’ll get LOTS of action. (This IS the internet, after all.) For about 15 minutes. Then the mods get back from their coffee break and it’s all over. 
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If you read this in Crow’s voice, it’s even funnier.
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What’s that about an Octopuppy?
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Goniffs? I’ve had a joke stolen a time or two. But sounds like you’re dealing with noodnicks. And possibly goyishe kopfs.
Fortunately, my Twitter is a comfortable size. A few hundred. I can keep up with friends and a few niche communities without drawing viral attention.
Haha. I love it. Although I’m wondering if Tom might do better with that one.
What I noticed, though, is when you said that I heard Kelsey’s voice before my brain went “Wait, which Crow?” Possibly because her Crow was the most recent episode? Or possibly because I’ve really gotten used to it and Emily’s crew has been my favorite this season so far.
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Do you know how many fish-people it takes to cripple the worlds shipping and cruise industries?
Prey you don’t find out.
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Pretty sure it only took zero to successfully do that. Or, is that what the fish people wanted me to believe. 
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That’s an Evergreen declaration.
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It most certainly was. 
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Especially if your “fish-person” is Barbara Streisand in a mermaid-cut dress.
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