MST3K Haiku Thread

Good old TV’s Frank
Ride on Hobby Hog! Yuh-kuh-ughlllll!
Push the button, Frank

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Invention exchange
Asks Mads, “What do you think, sirs?”
Often belittled

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Pros: Sword of Turin,
invented the hang glider.
Cons: married sister.

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Hamdinger fry up
Like poetry in a can
Hamburgers of ham!

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Someone call Gypsy
TCM plays Moby Dick
Oh Richard Basehart

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Spirit of music
Watches you in your bedroom
They knew your father.

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World is in chaos.
The entire Earth will burn.
No more springs. whistle

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Came home with my love.
I stayed under a long time.
My beard is his sis.

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Werewilf Warwilf Where?
Weird things a-come and go
Absolute fascination

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He makes me squishy.
Oh great. Now I’ve got the reds.
Electric cupid.

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Hatched in a strange world.
Strange child is my only friend.
I love po-ta-toes.

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He prayed that I’d come.
I bring only painful death.
Timmy is my name.

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Satellite of Love
Projects cheesy films each week
We’ve got movie sign

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A great source of strength.
We are silent as the night.
Dig us Mole People.

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There’s a crunch outside
Give me rocket number nine
Mike drops the Hubble

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Second bananas:
I bring you comfort and peace.
Torgo be with you.

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Swimming in your pons
I held your brain in my arms
And then I dropped you

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Water tastes awful.
I sing whenever I sing.
Knee up, everyone.

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First came the Martians.
Then Satan rose to plague me.
I’ve been evicted.

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My purple jumpsuit
I wear it with great honor.
“I exist!” I scream.

@mattmcg22

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