Good old TV’s Frank
Ride on Hobby Hog! Yuh-kuh-ughlllll!
Push the button, Frank
Invention exchange
Asks Mads, “What do you think, sirs?”
Often belittled
Pros: Sword of Turin,
invented the hang glider.
Cons: married sister.
Hamdinger fry up
Like poetry in a can
Hamburgers of ham!
Someone call Gypsy
TCM plays Moby Dick
Oh Richard Basehart
Spirit of music
Watches you in your bedroom
They knew your father.
World is in chaos.
The entire Earth will burn.
No more springs. whistle
Came home with my love.
I stayed under a long time.
My beard is his sis.
Werewilf Warwilf Where?
Weird things a-come and go
Absolute fascination
He makes me squishy.
Oh great. Now I’ve got the reds.
Electric cupid.
Hatched in a strange world.
Strange child is my only friend.
I love po-ta-toes.
He prayed that I’d come.
I bring only painful death.
Timmy is my name.
Satellite of Love
Projects cheesy films each week
We’ve got movie sign
A great source of strength.
We are silent as the night.
Dig us Mole People.
There’s a crunch outside
Give me rocket number nine
Mike drops the Hubble
Second bananas:
I bring you comfort and peace.
Torgo be with you.
Swimming in your pons
I held your brain in my arms
And then I dropped you
Water tastes awful.
I sing whenever I sing.
Knee up, everyone.
First came the Martians.
Then Satan rose to plague me.
I’ve been evicted.