MST3K Haiku Thread

Interocitor
The multifunction machine
But can I break it?

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Oh my Creepy Girl
Between rock and a hard place
Away, Angelo!

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Memories of the ‘80s:

My prune muscle car
Lawn tools with Casio sounds
Voting for Regan

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I kept having ideas, so 80’s Part II:

Love in a Chevy
Doing a lot of cocaine
Reputation Road!

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Are you ready for
Some football? No, really are
You? I don’t think so

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Alien from space
Not E.T., still he’s my friend
Pretty nice us all

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Bart Fargo is here
Special effects by Billy
Lincoln is Timecop

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Please send us flying.
Kick us as hard as you can.
Punt bunnies love it!

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Strange costumes dancing.
You guys are really frightening me!
WHAT IS GOING ON?!!

WhatsHappening

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Gamera is neat.
Gorgo and Yongary too.
But Godzilla’s king.

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Fighter jet sales fail
Feature-length ad for Starfighters
yawn Nothing happens

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Streaming killed my job.
I am being forgotten.
Sad Commercial Sign. :sob:

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What’s in the stew?
Lots of things: Corn, chicken, green
peppers… sigh onions…

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David, you moron!
That monkey is dangerous!
Oh my God! David!!!

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Searching for rocket
Ever fly one of these things
Rock climbing, Servo

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A yataglanchi
Is not a werewolf, is it?
It’s fascinating.

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Robot roll call! Go!
Cambot! Gypsy! Tom Servo!
CroooooOOOOOW! (That’s one O!)

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So are you counting CroooooOOOOOW! as two syllables?

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Witch gets the sampo
Golden harps bring hope and light
to Kalevala

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friend to all children
gamera is really neat
where’s cornjob going?

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