White dot blankly stares
Misties stare back in wonder
This isn’t Santo
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All Hail the White Dot!
Glorious ivory sphere.
Give us your bounty.
9 Likes
Hiding one’s face. What
are the advantages? No-
body knows your name?
3 Likes
After all these years,
Captions for The Killer Shrews!
Will they help at all?
13 Likes
Captions don’t help much -
A whole lot of (shrews screeching).
Plus, I’m super drunk.
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So were the actors
So you’re in good company
Cheers, Aquarius!
8 Likes
Can’t write a haiku
About MST3K
It’s too difficult
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kick your scrawny ass
crappy movie parking here
Conan O’Briens
6 Likes
Rooty toot toot, Drake
Live to get my ass shot off
Ballad of Stumpy
11 Likes
For smoothies and more
It’s 
Mangoes: 
The Cans of Fruit™ !
Let’s try some today!!
8 Likes
The Smashing Pumpkins
Newt Gingirch and Jim Carrey
We could prevent them!
7 Likes
Not a giant or
A monster, so why would it
Be a real Gila?
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Which did I vote for?
Hear my true story, tonight
On Biography.
11 Likes
Push the button, Frank.
I’M the God here. I’M THE GOD !!
PUSH THE BUTTON, FRANK!
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Rocom and robots.
Both badly done. Ninety min-
utes is far too long.
6 Likes
Space Mutiny shoots
Down the rest like space pirates.
Red 3 is avenged.
Captain Santa Claus,
See, this is why we put our
Faith in Blast Hardcheese.
9 Likes
B-Movie “Heroes”:
Smarm, though your heart is breaking
Ladies just love that 
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