MST3K Haiku Thread

We’ll never have that
Recipe again, either.
What a wasteful waste

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That’s it, I’ve had it.
I’m getting the clown hammer.
No more pumpkin spice!

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On the contrary,
There should be more pumpkin spice.
Pumpkin spice for all! :jack_o_lantern: :tada:

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The joint jumps with Jacks!
Cherokee, Frost, Palance! Plus
RT’s Reefer Jack!! :partying_face:

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It’s Progress Island,
U.S.A. Where to go first?
I know! Groovy Clothes!

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White Sands Missile Range.
The rocket has gone off course.
Shame. Goodbye Nobel.

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uihaiku

The fact that it is
Universal means it is
International.

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Riffers, spare that couch!
Drink that juice outside, lest ye
Face the ire of Pearl!!

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Release it gently,
Like a sparrow, in the night.
MIKE BROKE THE HUBBLE!

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The Agent from HARM
Go inside my SUGAR WALLS!
Hey, that’s enough, Prince!

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John and the Blood Beast:
Romeo and Juliet,
But everyone’s Steve.

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pumaman
Cheesy Pumaman.
When you want the flavor of
Bacon in a dip.

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Expo yourself to
Super-Bad Seventies style
Gamera & Friends!

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You’re the Pumaman!
You’re flying like a moron!
Bacon-flavored dip.

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Gamera is back!
Cornjob has a Hitler stache!
…that trunk has larva. :flushed:

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Little orange bot,
Hanging out with robot Rowlf,
Why are you so cool?

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Adrift in deep space,
Vena heads to a cruncberry,
Then pirates attack

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David Carradine:
Wizard of the Lost Kingdom?
Nah, just some loudmouth.

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Holiday Jazzfest!
We three hosts and Grandma Pearl
Love those Neville Bros. :partying_face:

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It’s a Paul Rudd meme.
Jennifer Aniston as
a dancing extra

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