MST3K Haiku Thread

“Hi, this is Marvin.
Is your million dollars in?”
Yeah, this plan can’t miss.

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Unsupervised bots?
Good thing Magic Voice is there!
Crazy little scamps

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Boy Genius makes Goo
Bad teens eat it and grow big
Slow dancing ensues

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Don’t know where to look.
Everyone is embarrassed.
Beau shouldn’t shimmy.

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Beau shouldn’t shimmy.
Unless he’s got gold boots on
Then shake it, baby!

(Going with the haiku chain rules there, but I couldn’t resist.)

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It’s his patented,
Incredibly annoying
Sound effect routine.

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