“Hi, this is Marvin.
Is your million dollars in?”
Yeah, this plan can’t miss.
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Unsupervised bots?
Good thing Magic Voice is there!
Crazy little scamps
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Boy Genius makes Goo
Bad teens eat it and grow big
Slow dancing ensues
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Don’t know where to look.
Everyone is embarrassed.
Beau shouldn’t shimmy.
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Beau shouldn’t shimmy.
Unless he’s got gold boots on
Then shake it, baby!
(Going with the haiku chain rules there, but I couldn’t resist.)
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We need some music
Oh, my little buttercup
Has the sweetest smile
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Day seven. Missed call.
I had too much scotch last night.
Paycheck bounced again.
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This very Friday
Unofficial watch party
Demon Squad goals, y’all!
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Dulcolax Konsyl
Citrucel Metamucil
Ex-Lax FiberCon.
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What if they gave a
Robot War and we only
Showed up to slap Drake?
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Too many aches
And got way too much to do.
I just want to sleep
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A Marx Bros. haiku:
Hungadunga, Hung-
adunga, Hungadunga
And McCormick. Oops!
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Say, there’s Clint Eastwood!
He won’t go on to do much.
Poor dope lost a rat.
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Cabbage Patch Children.
Stranded in 70s cheese.
Palance to go please.
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Is this fun? Or dumb?
Rubber suits and wrestling rules.
Sauna or Slim Jim?
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Someone left the cake
Out uncovered, and Lo! Or
Woe! It’s Fly Chow now 
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So, what’s in the box?
OH DEAR GOD, IT IS MUNCHIE
GPC, help us!
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