So the last episode will really be seven episodes long? Brilliant!
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There’s only one flaw in this plan. I’d have to watch Fight Club again.
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In the final episode, they watch Toy Story 2. The only line is when they’re entering the theater and Emily says, “Sequels can be pretty underwhelming, but this one is dope as hell.” Then they just watch the movie in silence and I get paid anyway. Roll credits.
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Kinga was slacking off on her last day? Don’t blame her.
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I’m with you there. As much as I like David Fincher (post Alien 3), I’m not a fan of that film at all. I’m not sure much in his catalogue is particularly riffable. Same for the other Davids, Cronenberg and Lynch.
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I dunno. Lynch’s Dune might be pretty riffable, if you’ve got several hours free.
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That’s true, Lynch’s Dune could be riffed. And it’s been quoted by the bots as well.
This film was also my first memorable exposure to Alan Smithee.
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When @jimmy_two_times shared those Blue Velvet clips a few months ago, my main riff was calling, “Hi, uh Cameraman can you please get closer? I caught maybe half a’ that!”
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I was going to suggest the early career Madonna film, A Certain Sacrifice, but they might need to do a whole lot of editing for that one to work. It’s has enough technical issues to lend itself well to riffing, though, especially when the wind is blowing into the camera mic.
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Law enforcement finally catches up with the Mads and everyone is taken into custody before the experiment can be properly shut down. Power to the SoL’s engines are cut and whoever the current host is has to find a way of not burning up on reentry, all while watching David Bowie’s “The Man Who Fell to Earth”.
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A movie that hasn’t been made yet.
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Roundhay Garden Scene.
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How about the most filthy, explicit hardcore porn available? Weird, kinky German stuff.
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But they’d have to talk about Fight Club, even as they were in it, and you know the rules.
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Dr. Strangelove, with “We’ll Meet Again” merging seamlessly into the Love Theme.
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1960’s Aphrodite: Goddess Of Love would be a great finale. It’s yet another Italian cheese-fest. But there’s only a subtitled version out there. Maybe one set of hosts and robots could dub in the English language, and the others could riff. Or maybe there’d be giant flash cards with 1960s Batman-style sound effects, or everyone just reciting riffs left over from other movies in the genre, while they feast on pasta and crostini. I dunno’. But I’m ready for the madness, regardless. 
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Live footage of Hell freezing over while pigs fly.
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“If Moon 13 turns green I wouldn’t be surprised…”
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On that bittersweet day far, far off in the future when the MSt3K crew gather in the theater for the final time, their ultimate experiment should be one of the all-time Hollywood blockbusters, Earth Vs. Soup!
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