Mystery YEAH SCIENCE Theater 3000
With Robert Forster as Robert Forster Forrester and Bryan Cranston as Walter White
Walt’s stuck in New Hampshire, and the only movie is Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium. Two copies! (Robert’s not really a movie guy.)
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Mystery Science Theatery McTheaterface 3000
Fans get to vote online on ALL aspects of the show!
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Mystery Science Pro Fishing 3000
As we left the clam flowage, we knew we’d return one day, looking for people to be quiet instead of riffing on fishing trips.
Now, shhhhh. You’re gonna scare the bass away.
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IDK, that might be as good as Fishing With John
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Metric System Theater 3000
All the MST3K features you know and love, but with measuring systems that you’re unfamiliar with.
How much O’Keeffe is in this movie, anyway? KILOMETERS O’KEEFFE
How do you take your Scotch? BY THE HOGSHEAD
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Mystery Science Theater 3000, except it’s moist.
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Moistery Science Theater 3000
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(Insert obligatory Velma reference here)
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Mister T’s Science Theater 3000
Not gonna lie, this would actually be pretty awesome, especially with his theater silhouette. But it’s still a terrible reboot idea.
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[Today’s feature is Manos: The Hands of Fate ]
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I pity those fools.
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Well, there kinda was - not SS, but Muppets from Space had silhouettes of Muppets during the audio commentary.
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The same concept, except the host and bots are Howard Stern* and his sidekicks
* The least funny person on earth
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Mr. Rebuttal Theater 3000, in which the writers and directors get a chance to defend the creations MST has taken on over the years. In episode 1, Rick Sloane comments on rumors that he had his brain replaced with rat droppings.
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“I want it on the record that I do not believe that people come from trees.” - Sandy Frank, probably
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Daily Wire Theater 3000.
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Mystery Skrillex Theater 3000
Ooonse ooonse ooonse ooonse (brroooowww wub wub wub wub wubwubwubwub)
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AC/DC is the master and Metallica is Torgo.
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Munchy (no. NOT MUNCHIE) Salad Theater 3000
The show immediatly got canceled after one episode when during one of the host segments, 2 sentient fruits (Crow as a banana, and Servo as an apple) were thrown into the blender for a nice fruit smoothie by Mike Nelson.
Mike is a monster.
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