Munchie Science Theater 3000
All Munchie
All the time
The Mads? Munchies.
The Bots? Munchies.
The host? One of three rotating Munchies.
Munchie, Munchie, and Munchie riff on Munchie which in turn stars Munchie, Munchie, Munchie, and other assorted Munchies
Munchie
Mr. E, Sy Ants, Theodore 3000. The Chipmunks after the apocalypse.
gets a phone call
Hello? Oh hey, Bernie. Yeah, what about the show? Oh. Already? Okay. Iâll go tell 'im.
hangs up
@optiMSTie, I just got a call from your agent about the new MUNCHIE TV show. It made everybody cringe so bad. And for that, the showâs canceled.
Mystery Broadway Theater 3000
Riffing of live performances, but comes with the added danger of the actors launching back at the riffers. Patty LuPone is a frequent guest star.
Mystery Science Library. We watch some people read. Thatâs all.
The new reboot has to be realistic! No more green screen! No more digital effects! Weâre building an actual space station and shooting the full cast into space. There will be satellite delay in sending them the movie and getting the riffs back, so it will never quite sync, but donât worry about that. The cast wonât be able to leave the set to go see friends and family because itâs too expensive to let them come down and launch them up again, but itâll be worth it to have real zero g host segments. The space station will be vulnerable to hard radiation, micrometeorites, and space junk, but weâre sure itâll be fine. We arenât going to worry too much at this stage about how theyâll eat and breathe. Relax. Itâll work out somehow. Oh, but in the spirit of realism, there will be no puppets. A human host and two robots running ChatGPT (and a third running ChatGPC, which is currently in alpha testing). So all we have to do is finish designing and building the⌠Wait, what do you mean weâre already over budget? We donât even the rockets yet!
Thatâs The Found Footage Festival, more or less.
My terrible reboot would probably be a mistaken reality-show rebrand, like they tried to do with the Muppets. Though itâd be funny for a couple of minutes as GPC yelled, âStop trying to CANCEL me!!â
FFF doesnât comment though.
Huh? They totally do, all the time. They now have full-length watch-a-longs on their Patreon, too. I donât know if that applies there, though. I donât have Patreon.
Miz Story Science Theater 3000
MST3K, but theyâre exclusively riffing on Miz subplots from WWE Monday Night Raw.
Itâs really a quality roulette thing, depending.
Mystery Science Footwear
Exact same show, but everyone wears Crocs.
Misery Silence Theater 3000. Only Lars von Trier films, but without sound.
-OR- Mystery Silence Theater 3000 - A show where a guy and two puppets donât talk during a movie.
Miserly Science Theater 300
Same show, but the budget for each episode cannot exceed the budget of the original film being riffed (and no adjustment for inflation).
Missouri Science Theater 3000
The MST3K treatment given to Branson, Missouri showbiz.
(IâM SORRY)
Miserlou Science Theater 3000
Same show, but the opening theme is now played by Dick Dale. Sure, it sounds like a winner, but the closing theme is replaced by the Black Eyed Peasâ âPump It Harder.â
MST3k II
Shortened name and more sugar. Market survey data suggests it will be be preferred by consumers over competing shows.
âIn your countryâŚâ
