News of the Weird

Reminds me of the great Custard Explosion of '81

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Good colorful eatinā€™ā€¦

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I get necessarity is the mother of invention, but why?? Are Marines sick (ba-dim-tiss) of eating inedible crayons?

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I mean, any crayon is edible if you can keep it down.

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Or keep itā€¦somewhere internal, depending on style of ingestion?

Like the ear canal or a nostril, is, naturally, what I was thinking of.

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Donā€™t disturb it, you fools!

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Uhā€¦

time-walker-lg

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Those wacky kids in Delta Tau Chi are at it againā€¦

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Ah, yep, Berkeley, that ought to do it.

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Berserkeley

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Canā€™t believe this keeps happening.

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Oh well. We didnā€™t need those anyway, did we?

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You gotta love it when somebody thinks one game being hyper accurate is more important than actual military secrets.

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An unused skeleton?

I must have it!

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They can get kinda pushy.

cadavera

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Al Lewis?

A masterclass!

He donā€™t look so fresh though.

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Sigh Itā€™s happened yet again this week

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Thereā€™s never any love for Comic Sans, which is clearly the obvious choice for most government communications. Save Times New Roman for declarations of war and the like.

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ā€œThe Army Corps Of Engineers Has Released a 2023 Calendar Of Giant Cats Attacking Infrastructureā€

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