Out of context MST3K quotes

“I didn’t ask him, I shot him.”

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:notes: “It was a raspberry doorwayyy…” :notes:

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“What if I ask you dressed in a clown suit?”

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:notes: Oh I Wish I Was Blowing Up Prince Edward Island :notes:
:notes: Then Going On To Bomb Ontario :notes:
:notes: The Destruction Of Canada And All Of Its Culture :notes:
:notes: Is By Far My Favorite Scenario :notes:

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(Blurred due to dirty, sexy context.)

[blinks] Is it July 1st already?! Damn. I have a heap of masks and tank tops to get laundered. Be right back!!

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“Skin sucks.”

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The old man’s funk is overpowering me…

… its getting stronger, its like ammonia and White Castles.

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“I belong in HELL!”

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Uh, I somehow swallowed the knife.

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NOT MUCH, YOU?

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“Hey, wow … Vicki! is on!”

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“I’m gonna set this to Central Stud Time 'cause I’m Sledge Riprock.”

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“Just like Phantasm !”

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“Y’know, most villains aren’t bold enough to wear clamdiggers.”

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“She was raised by a feral pile of money.”

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Offer him $3500!

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Watch out! He’s gonna Ska!

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“Hey, we’re getting color TVs!”

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Sure is dark out there! I hope they don’t get a moonburn!

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Is the first stage of grief pure unbridled joy?

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