“I didn’t ask him, I shot him.”
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“It was a raspberry doorwayyy…”
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“What if I ask you dressed in a clown suit?”
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Oh I Wish I Was Blowing Up Prince Edward Island
Then Going On To Bomb Ontario
The Destruction Of Canada And All Of Its Culture
Is By Far My Favorite Scenario
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(Blurred due to dirty, sexy context.)
[blinks] Is it July 1st already?! Damn. I have a heap of masks and tank tops to get laundered. Be right back!!
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“Skin sucks.”
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The old man’s funk is overpowering me…
… its getting stronger, its like ammonia and White Castles.
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“I belong in HELL!”
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Uh, I somehow swallowed the knife.
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NOT MUCH, YOU?
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“Hey, wow … Vicki! is on!”
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“I’m gonna set this to Central Stud Time 'cause I’m Sledge Riprock.”
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“Just like Phantasm !”
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“Y’know, most villains aren’t bold enough to wear clamdiggers.”
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“She was raised by a feral pile of money.”
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Offer him $3500!
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Watch out! He’s gonna Ska!
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“Hey, we’re getting color TVs!”
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Sure is dark out there! I hope they don’t get a moonburn!
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Is the first stage of grief pure unbridled joy?
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