Photo Riffs

:notes:My sewer love (o-e-o-e-o)!:notes:

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-.-

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Who created this product concept and who hurt them?! Also, Bill Corbett’s comment from the pork-based musical regarding the husband who smiles like he has at least three restraining orders against him… very applicable in the last panel.

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But — and this is crucial — are they free-swinging?

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Then depends on how determined you are to serve them straight from the can.

Bill Corbett: “And not that you asked, but after I eat these things–”

Me: Bill, NO!! :scream_cat: TMI !!

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I’m sorry. It’s just not bold enough.

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That was 1948. Boldness hadn’t been invented yet.

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Those poor, poor people. :disappointed:

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Complete with mild - but satanic - sauce. Just look at the pouch! It’s like a giant skeletal worm with horns in there!

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I want to believe that some prankster in the Art Dept. did that on purpose.

:hotdog: :fire:
:imp:

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This is one of my favorite threads. This stuff can’t be made up (except for that one time when it was).

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I bet you didn’t even know before today that emojis already existed in 1936.

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Is chocolate masquerading as poop, or is poop masquerading as chocolate?

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We may never know… :face_with_spiral_eyes:

Especially since this page has a recipe which doesn’t match the illustration. Though on some other pages, they do match up. I don’t know why it varies.

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So many questions, and yet I fear every answer.

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There is only one who can answer this…

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I need to eat more fiber before it’s too late!

Also, be sure to put cream in your coffee.

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Don’t worry, Death. My bowels never let me neglect them for long.

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Usually he plays chess, but this time he’s more concerned with your bowels.

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Actually, I’m most fascinated by the “James Baldwin Talks” teaser.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought I’d be writing you, but when Gore Vidal and his boyfriend visited me at my villa in Nice, the most amazing thing happened…

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