I already have my own theory as to why she wears this particular expression, but I don’t want to prejudice anyone else.
She’s gonna be fun when her luggage gets checked at Customs.
Oh, I’ve seen that look before.
“Really? You filled the suitcase with salad?”
“…Again?”
Does this photo booth make my butt look big?
The copy machine at work must be broken.
This reads like a bad translation on an Amazon product description.
“This is gonna be the best passport ever.”
Vive la France!
… and then Grandpa sent you an eggplant via UPS. I’ve told you a million times that I don’t need to know how hard “sexting” was in your day, Grandma!
At the good store Texaco,
It’s a sweet trip when you have to go…
“I only use registered Texaco rest rooms. I don’t use those imitation rest rooms.”
They are making a very big deal about Buc-ee’s breaking ground here in Colorado. I don’t get it.
Of course, I also don’t stand in line for eight hours to get a hamburger from In-n-Out Burger either, so what do I know.
They are pretty awesome and their restrooms are top notch.
I’ve been to a Buc-ees before; they are nice.
TV wants everything to be advertising. Even things that shouldn’t be advertising are advertising.
I had a similar reaction when Krispy Kreme arrived here and no one could STFU about it. I longed to design a parody website called Krappy Krumm with the slogan, “Oh, Get A Grip. It’s Just A FREAKIN’ DONUT!!”