Remind me never to visit his dentist
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Hey, have you seen my toothbru—OHMAGAWD!
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Gently fry sticks of spam in butter or margarine until your arteries collapse
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Dylan, that’s NOT how you make Ants on a LOG!
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Why is the celery doctor French!?
Oh, boo, this isn’t real. So disappointing.
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Yeah, the “Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure” line is what gave it away.
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“Putin had better pick up this time.”
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“That’s right, Commissioner Gordon, I’ll show you what that dang Fox says…”
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Since both hats and gardening are all the rage on these boards right now, I thought that I might as well. 
<— [bonus cameos by Torgo and Rule 63!Torgo]
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Try extracting the image URL from the embed string:
http://cdn.ipernity.com/200/35/14/46413514.b18159c8.500.jpg
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Ah yes, that very narrow window of time when wearing an eggplant on your head was all the rage.
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Thanks. I don’t know why these sometimes work but sometimes they don’t.
ipernity is very much a ragtag bunch of misfits. But they don’t make me deal with infinite scroll, and that counts for a lot.
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Emoji, 1954 style.
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Given the Mr. B Natural seal of approval!
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“Saaaaaay… Ms. Produceisle, you got stems for days!”
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“'Course, Mrs. Broccoli flushed 'ers down the loo.”
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What unspeakable horrors did they unleash upon that thing that it forced open a Hell portal?
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What’s the issue? I see nothing out of the ordinary there.
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