Good Lord! Have they no humanity? 
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May God help us all!
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I remember when that came out!
I feel old⊠
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A movie that answers the question âWhat would a terrible version of Gremlins 2 look like?â.
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I always hoped theyâd never do that one so Iâd never have to deal with the existence of Hobgoblins 2. But now itâs out and I canât NOT, so here we go!
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Just finished Rifftrax Hobgoblins 2 the film is worse than part 1 lol I wonder why it was trimmed down? rifftrax usually riffs the whole film.
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It is worse than part 1
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I had just turned 10âŠwhich was my excuse for being one of 15 million sad bastards for getting To the Extreme for SwayzemasâŠand that Simpsons Blues album.
At least this child nostalgia is still good, though.
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If memory serves, itâs âII the Extreme.â Because that young Mr. Ice is one outrageous dude and totally in your face.
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Roman numerals over real numbers. Whatever.
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Already bought it! Marathon tomorrow!!!
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I have a nasty feeling that, like the Samurai Cop and Birdemic sequels, itâll be a bit too smugly self-aware.
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Wait, Samurai Cop was self-aware?
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Iâm pretty sure they were referring to the sequels to both Samurai Cop and Birdemic.
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The Samurai Cop sequel. If you havenât seen it, donât bother. I donât begrudge Matt and Mark getting an unexpected payday out of it, but the movie itself is a cynical and lazy waste of time.
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But⊠that had Tommy Wiseau as the villain!
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Have I been summoned?
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Bob Marley, Alison Moyet, Survivor, Mr. Mister and Whitesnake want to know!
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Per Haddaway, it involves baby not hurting him no more.
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