Mr. Whipple from The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t got his law degree from the same institution as Jimmy McGill from Better Call Saul, the University of American Samoa.
Go Land Crabs!
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I don’t know where he got his diploma, but I’d sure love to study essay writing at the same educational establishment as Jimmy from I Accuse My Parents.
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And if you consider the nature of Jimmy’s essay, he got one hell of an education in terms of both composition AND creative writing.
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Greta Vanderhorn of Jungle Goddess fame ?
Went to millinery school, obviously. Probably after she was rescued. Just to fill up the days. There wasn’t a whole lot to do in Montana or wherever Clark Kent took her to, compared to being royalty in the tropics.
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I think I can rule out at least one university East Eddie didn’t go to.
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“MOTHERCRABBERS DON’T HAVE A DECENT ECONOMICS PROGRAM”
(A shame, too, what with all that SAT prep work.)
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SAT…Sand And Traps?
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A more reliable indicator of academic achievement.
On an A-to-F scale, he would’ve gotten a DAAAAAAAAAAH.
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You’d think the Hobgoblins flunked out of Puppet Academy, but that’s just an urban legend. In fact, they graduated with top honors from Mannequin University’s Ugly Hairy Dolls program.
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Oddly enough, Old Man Crenshaw went to Cambridge.
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Mrs. Hotchkiss learned her gun totin’ skills on the mean streets.
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Natalie got an Ahbsoluhtley Fescinating degree in English from Oxford.
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Mamie Van Doren got a cotton picking scholarship to Juilliard
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The Air Force guys in Attack of the Eye Creature went to the university of Eye-owa. Thank you, I’ll be here all week!
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Better course of action than enrolling in Boggy Creek Studies at the University of Arkansas, I suppose.
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The wacky guy majored in detasselling
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He knew too much.
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You take that back!
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… are you in the pocket of Big Razorback Hats, sir
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Do you now or have you ever called insane hogs?
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