Okay, I found another option.
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Perfect! Now get 47 of those! 
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Obligatory:
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What volume would he guess the above turkey is?
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2 ounces…oh wait, I’m doing it wrong.
That turkey is about 7 green peas!
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That’s very old blood…lol
Bonus: Free broom and dustpan!
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Something something out darned spot something tell tale heart something something…
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Well huh…
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What did I just look at?
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Listed as a single family residence. Seems legit.
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Well, if your family is the subject of a TLC reality show.
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And it was built in 2021… apparently without a specific buyer in mind?
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Conveniently near Disney World, a Seven Eleven, a Publix supermarket, a Burger King, and Lins Asian Bistro.
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Oh, well if it’s convenient to Burger King…
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Wow.
That’s … wow.
It took a few pictures to realise every room had a custom shade and there were actually windows. Some of those rooms though … nightmare-inducing to say the least. Not sure how you can claim that’s a single-family residence, it looks like a small hotel.
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Given the description states,
As the fortunate owner of this magnificent mansion, it’s your “license to print money”, with estimated annual gross earnings of $1.4 million and net after expenses of approximately $1 million. Complete with management in place, just sit back and collect the revenue!
I’d say it was intended to be an elaborate Airbnb at the very least.
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I’m thinking it was built for either a drug lord or a 3rd world dictator who isn’t around to take ownership any more. Apart from influencers, they’re the only ones who are that classy.
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As I looked through the pictures, part of my brain was screaming “make it stop!” while another part said “how much worse could it get?” 
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The thing I find most unsettling is how none of the fake-windows have fake-window frames.
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