Engineer build (totally NOT a Spy) sentry.
I’m drawing two sort-of-related conclusions from this:
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David Bowie only escaped twice the dressing-down because he’s already beyond the reach of Earthly discipline, if you get my drift.
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Based on the after-show commentary from last week’s Gumby movie, this is clearly Mike Nelson, hiding behind a pen name.
They sent Major Tom up there despite the fact that they knew he was a junkie. Nice going, Trump’s Space Force.
I’m gonna go sail away with Styx. They seem much more confident in what they’re doing.
Wait. I’m getting deja vu… 
It took me 13 years to know this exists? How is this not memed to death yet? I feel like I’m in an early 90s time loop. All that’s missing is Parker Lewis! 
NORM!
The writer of that article has obviously never heard of the mythological salamander, which the D&D monster pretty much exactly is.
And I forgot all about Irish Deer! Don’t think I’ve ever heard of them being used in a game.
If he wants really weird monsters, he should check out the 1st edition Fiend Folio.
Who’s the artist? I’m awful at the whole reverse-image-search thing.
No clue.
Because you had the sads, I did a bit of internet sleuthing and found it!
