What are we calling March 4th and what are our traditions?

DAY OF THE WHITE DUT

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I’ve been cypherin’ on this for a spell and I have a suggestion:

MST3Day

It’s simple, sure, but, like the seemingly humble riffs of the show, the reference is open and accessible. It also rhymes with stuff, and that’s always fun.

“What are you doing?”
“Decorating for MST3Day.”
“But why is there a banner that says ‘Watch out for snakes!’ in the yard? Is that a can of Old Milwaukee embroidered onto that pillow shaped like the sun?”
“MST3Day.”
“The neighbor says you’ve been shouting ‘Bang!’ at them all morning.”
“Yep. MST3Day.”
“You have a sticker on your shirt that says ‘HELLO, MY NAME IS Charge Powerslam.’ There’s a blindfolded guy being spun around and around on an office chair talking about meeting Frankenstein in a past life. You dragged one of the vampire Halloween decorations out and stuck it in the yard and wrote ‘Bela Lugosi’ on it. You’re wearing the most ridiculous black and red bathrobe I’ve ever seen.”
“MST3Day.”
“…there’s no way all of this is related.”

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Mistipendance day. Done I saved it.

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The Ides of Patrick Swayze. Beware the ides of PS!

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