A comment by @wyswysia over in Riffed! (a total ripoff of Framed) makes me curious: What’s the worst line of dialogue from a movie riffed on MST3K? I agree with her: it’s tough to do worse than “After all now, what’s childbirth? Just a sexy bellyache.” from The Bubble.
There’s another cringe line from The Bubble that I hated when I first saw it (pre-MST) and then when the episode premiered I had forgotten the exact line but knew something bad was coming. I’m not going to go through the trouble of finding it, but it also dealt with pregnancy. Something along the lines of “you should have thought about that sooner” or “well, too late now.”
That line in the original post definitely sticks in my craw, but I know there are others that elicit a straight-up “Booooo!” from the host and bots. I just can’t recall any of them at the moment…
One such line is in The Home Economics Story short, where the narrator said that a home economics education prepared the student for that most important job: being Mrs. Johnson.
This delightful exchange from Giant Spider Invasion:
“I oughta put you over my knee, pull down your britches, and spank the hell outta you!”
“Oh! I always wondered why you used to spank me so much! You could get your jollies!”
Y’know what else? The legendary (or notorious?) line about “Playing Dixieland Jazz” (Killer Shrews) is a major level of b.s. because “Dixieland” was always shorthand for jazz played by/for old white guys. A Black jazzman wouldn’t have used it, I bet. Except maybe sarcastically. Every time I hear that I wanna’ punch someone.