So I just saw a commercial for the “CruiseAskew” where you get to go on a cruise ship from Miami to Naussau with Jay and Silent Bob…?
I’ve never been on a cruise, but if I was going to go on one…
It would have to be a MST3K cruise…but I’m still not sure I could handle it. What say you?
…Oh, this has three-hour tour written all over it.
What should we name the cruise ship, “Deep Hurting of the Seas”?
I mean, naturally the MST3K cruise would just be a boat where everybody is locked in a theater room. Cuts down on size and whatnot.
I have no interest in going on a cruise.
I would make an exception for a cruise with you fine people! 
I think I might have sore cheeks from laughing the whole time!
It would have to be a long cruise to fit in everything between Beyond Atlantis and Catalina Caper. Our regrettable food thread should handle the buffet menu!
Are we going to a live riff of The Poseidon Adventure? I hope so.
Love you all, but unless Smokey Robinson is involved, I’m just gonna’ stay home and make my thousandth attempt at getting the yard into shape. 
“Chicken Of Tomorrow Of The Sea.” 
toy boat, toy boat, toy boat.
someone had to do it!
Lest we forget: obviously all of this thread should make up your itinerary:
The Greasy Bastard
I have no real desire to go on a cruise either. No offense to anyone, but it just doesn’t appeal to me, even if it’s MST3K themed.
Or riff that awful 2006 remake.
On the topic of nerd cruises, there’s also JoCo Cruise.
I’m familiar with BadCo. but not JoCo ?
Jonathan Coulton, the dude that did Still Alive.
