A Mystery Science Theater Cruise?!

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Lest we forget: obviously all of this thread should make up your itinerary:

Valley Lodge Land!

So, I’m in Orlando with the fam visiting some of the theme parks in the area and I was wondering what if MST3K was a theme park? What would that look like? Theming, rides, photo op characters, lands/areas, restaurants, gift shop items. Any ideas?