Clash of the KENNYS!

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Which KENNY do you least want to squeeze, and sqUEEZE, AND SQUEEEEEZEEE?
  • Kenny (Gamera)
  • “Itchy”/Ichi (Gamera vs. Gaos)
  • Akio/Tom/Tomoko (Gamera vs. Guiron)
  • Kenny/Helen (Gamera vs. Zigra)
  • Hiroshi/Tommy/Susan (Gamera vs. Jiger)
  • “Roxanne!”/Rokuro (Godzilla vs. Megalon)
  • Johnny (Time of the Apes)
  • Sean (Gorgo)
  • Icho (Yongary)
  • Ken (Fugitive Alien films)
  • Ken (Manhunt in Space)
  • Dr. Ken Melrose (Being from Another Planet)
  • Ken Brewster (The Space Children)
  • Ken Clark (actor from Attack of the Giant Leeches and 12 To the Moon)
  • Ken Curtis (producer AND actor in The Killer Shrews)
  • “Ken Kesey and The Merry Pranksters!” (Time of the Apes)
  • “Do you have Kenny G playing in your tube?” (The Movie/This Island Earth)
  • How about…NO KENNY! (Gamera vs. Barugon)
  • Other (because gah, there’s just so many episodes)
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Well, someone had to do it!

Which “Kenny” featured on MST3K is most likeable? Who is most tolerable? Whom do we wish the least eternal suffering to?

It’s time to choose the best of the w----aaiiiit, no, that’s from that other cheesy movie show from the Midwest.

Anyway! There have been many Kens, Kennys and Kenneths over the history of MST3K, but who is rightfully…
KENOUGH?

(This is truly one of the most important decisions in MSTory.)

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It’s a shame this guy doesn’t qualify…

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This guy’s alright, too, but don’t worry about him. He’s just happy to not be nominated.

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He believes in love, not what a fool believes. Heaven helps the man who fights not to star in House at Pooh Corner.

Nope, it’s safe to say he can spend the rest of his life footloose and playin’ with the boys, not worrying about being MST’ed…for now

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Yeah, but he is on the highway to the danger zone.

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Too many Kennys broke the poll.

Perhaps this Ken can help redeem them all:
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Ken Burns

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I don’t care.

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I tried to vote for about nine of them and the poll wouldn’t let me. It’s clearly BROKEN.

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I voted for Ken. Convince me I’m wrong.

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Where’s Kenny?

Kenny Rogers GIF

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What do I have to do to get the vote button to be active???

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You should just need to pick at least one box …

Did you already vote?

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No matter what I do, the vote now button is never active?

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are you on a computer or an app? If on an app, try loading the site in a browser. It may be Discourse being Discourse

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Phone browser?

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I had a master plan to finally rid the world of all Kennys so we may rule unhindered, but Gamera showed up and, after lots of padding, impaled me on a giant space drill in a surprisingly graphic scene for a kids’ movie.

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(Argh, had I known so many were having trouble voting I definitely would have taken out some of the joke selections and made things multiple choice. Discourse won’t let you edit polls after a set time - like 10+ minutes or so - without deleting them. Sooo, in that case…here’s another poll!)

Should I remake the poll in the original post (due to technical errors some are seeing?)
  • Yes
  • No
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Oh, come now. His Civil War documentary was vastly inferior to Crow’s.

This is from the country where Detective Conan (a prime-time animated family series which features gruesome murders on a fairly regular basis) has been on the air for over twenty years. The very first episode featured a roller coaster induced decapitation.

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Voted Hiroshi/Tommy/Susan but really just Susan.

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That should work. The important thing is to use a browser and not an app.

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