Create your MST 3k "Dream Season"

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  1. Metal storm: the destruction of Jared synn
  2. Dungeon master
  3. Sorceress
  4. Death wish 3
  5. D.O.A. DEAD OR ALIVE
  6. Johnny mnemonic
    7.Logans run
  7. Saturn 3
  8. Sinbad of the 7 seas
  9. Slaughter high
  10. Iron warrior (ator 3)
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So I actually theorized that, “Metal storm: the destruction of Jared synn” might be the 3D movie that we will see in Season 13.

I think they said it will be black and white though which is why I changed it to “The Mask” (thought it could easily be “The Maze”).

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Ever since the first Kickstarter when I saw Shout released metalstorm at the same time, I was hoping it was one of the chosen ones?

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He also was cinematographer for season 11’s “The Time Travelers”.

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https://www.darkmattertv.com/feature/killdozer

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Interesting that you put the sequel half a season before the original! I guess they did the same with the Herc movies back in the day… I doubt Toho would allow for either film even though they feature less popular Kaiju.

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Mine tends to fluctuate, but I’d include at least one of the Cannon Movie Tales somewhere in my lineup.

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Yeah, I kind of liked playing with the order on those two.

For some reason imagined Dr. Forrester’s voice introducing “Frankenstein Conquers The World” with some witty line ala his intro to “War of the Colossal Beast”.

Thought it would be fun to actually have the Mads acknowledge that they’d already seen part two, now they’d see part one.

Unfortunately, you are correct- I can’t imagine Toho would ever license these films out.

Nice to dream though!

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Indeed! Especially since those two are QUITE silly at times.

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Updating my Dream Season

Alladdin (1986) Seems like we need a horrible “children’s” movie here in the season and I think this is so over-the-top bad that it would be a good 1401. This low budget Aladdin flick was the worst Aladdin to come out until the straight to video Disney sequels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_50H0fakT9w

Journey to the Center of the Earth(1988) A sort-of sequel to Alien from L.A. It is mostly about a young woman who gets a dog-sitting job. Actually less lucid that Alien from LA. IMDB note explains it this way: “According to director Rusty Lemorande, only the first eight minutes of this film were directed by him. The rest of it is the sequel to the Kathy Ireland vehicle Alien from L.A. (1988) directed by Albert Pyun, which was tacked on by the producers and renamed “Journey to the Center of the Earth” in order to fulfill contracts with foreign distributors.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz1dZyBrOKk

Death Sport (1978) Post-Apocolyptic Corman flick with riff fave David Carradine. Screenwriter/ co-director of the film said, “ ‘it became “hell” from the third day of shooting. ‘The script was too ambitious, the shooting schedule too tight and…the crew and the cast were largely sodden with drugs.’”

And it shows. Possibly the turning point of Carradine doing solid reputable movies and the B movies we know him bset for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbIHwiMTb-s

The Little Mermaid (1976) Hey it’s been a minute since we did a goofy Russo-Finnish fairy tale flick hasn’t it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFRbRprwihk

Christy: Santa’s First Female Reindeer (1996) This one might be TOO bad but I’d like to see the annual Christmas riff and this one is too perfect. No trailer because it’s too bad for that. Imagine James Nguyen wrote and directed a Christmas movie. Be careful this one is painful.

*Backup Christmas film, The Town That Outlawed Christmas (2000) The Town That Outlawed Christmas (2000) - Video Detective

Road to Revenge (1993) My all-time favorite bad movie. Wings Hauser! Devil-Worshipping! Baby-sacrificing! Corrupt cops! Line Dancing! This movie has it ALL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C585j_r6pDM

Invisible Man in Mexico (1958) Mexican made black and white version of the HG Wells story (kind of) about a scientist who invents an invisibiity process and slowly goes mad. English dub is pretty decent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV7hkUOWzcg&t=180s

Escape From Galaxy 3 (Starcrash2) (1981) I believe that Joel Robinson said it best, “You can bet that anybody seriously interested in world domination is gonna end up looking like a real snickerdoodle .” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJz3mKFt83Y

Policewomen (1974) 70’s movie showing women can handle their own in the fight against crime, often wearing bikinis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07m_4ZsJ_xQ

Skatetown USA (1979) Isn’t it about time we had a Roller Disco movie starring Partick Swayze riffed by MST3K? If you said no, you are wrong. The greatest story ever rolled:

I Married a Monster From Outer Space (1958) To be very honest, not the worst movie ever but delightfully perfect for riffing. A young woman’s (Gloria Talbott – GirlsTown and Leech Woman and adorable in this film) fiance is possessed by an alien entity and has to find a way to move on and live with her Earth-conquering hubby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Svvi0U1zLw

Time Runner (1993) Mark Hammill and Rae Don Chong. This is the time travel movie that we can wrap my dream “the four Servos” around where realities get crossed and we see movie riff segments with all four teams: Joel/Trace/Josh, Mike/Bill/Kevin, Jonah/Baron/Hampton, Emily/Conor/Nate then they all meet up at the end and we also see Larry, Frank, Dr F, Mrs F, Bobo, Observer, Megasynthia, Kinga and Max all at Moonbase 13 and Mark Hammill makes another guest appearance reprising his role from the film.

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This list… :cry: …it’s beautiful…

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In all fairness, both Aladdin sequel movies were bookends for the animated show. Return of Jafar was the pilot and King of Thieves was the series finale. Not exactly a fan of Return of Jafar, though

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My dream season would be one where everybody connected to MST3K were to come back.

Maybe Kinga and Max are experimenting with a dimension portal or something and find parallel versions of Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV’s Frank that are still alive who join forces to get revenge on Jonah, Emily, Joel and Mike, along with their respective versions of the bots.

Pearl could show up with Observer and Prof. Bobo who add their own evil to the proceedings. Every episode could have a different host and bots, and maybe even they could bring in other parallel versions of the characters such as the mirror universe versions of Mike, Frank and Dr. F so we could have the MADS riffing sometimes too.

I’d wanna see all the bots interacting together; most likely all the Toms would be pals while all the Crows would fight and be paranoid about which of them is the real one.

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OK, how about Buffy the Vampire Slayer from 1992, since the TV show is hitting a big anniversary?
I have a version: bit.ly/MSTBuffy

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  1. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (It’s a rare B&W film that is widescreen).

  2. The Peanut Butter Solution (I know they’ve commented that rights are the issue here. I still want it).

  3. The Giant Claw

  4. One of the Reb Brown Captain America movies

  5. The Doll Squad

6 Samson and the Seven Miracles of the World (This and Doll Squad were Cinematic Titanic riffs that never got official releases. I’m not proposing reusing the scripts, but hopefully Joel, Mary Jo and Josh could write on these two as “spiritual” CT releases)

7 Blind Fury (Rutger Hauer in a loose remake of Zatoichi The Blind Swordsman)

8-9 Something from blaxploitation and martial arts. I feel like these are underrepresented genres in MST3K. Sure, there were the Master Ninja films, but they were hardly martial arts movies. Rifftrax has done well with these two genres, I’d like to see them get a showing in “the big show.”

10-12 Something from Cannon/Golan-Globus. So many cheesy movies. One of the Breakin’ films would be fun. Superman IV would be awesome. And, of course, a Lou Ferrigno Hercules film would be excellent.

13 Return to Frogtown. This one is a bit personal, since for a time my uncle wanted to work behind the scenes in movies. He had a job on Return to Frogtown and decided to go into construction.

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Okay, here goes. I’m not gonna take time to explain every single one. If you know, you know.

  1. The Concorde: Airport '79 (1979)
  2. The Silver Chalice (1954)
  3. Ashanti (1979)
  4. Raid on Rommel (1971)
  5. Killer Force (1975)
  6. Invasion USA (1985)
  7. Force 10 from Navarone (1978)
  8. The Junkman (1982)
  9. Matilda (1978)
  10. The Swarm (1978)
  11. Circle of Iron (1978)
  12. Batman & Robin (1997)
  13. A Country Christmas (2013)
    I’m not sure how I ended up with so much stuff from the 70’s. I guess it was just a really cheesy decade.
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Oh, yeah. Cheesy, sleazy, seventiezy.

Nice list, tho’.

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And the shag…don’t forget the shag.

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Thanks!

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