Sorry, you still have to be nice to your kids even if they aren’t friendly with you. It’s like a law or something.
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Oh, and as an alternative to dickweed once the Mods come for that, too… May I suggest calling someone else a Furbish Lousewort when you’re annoyed with them? I mean, yeah it takes a little longer but the plant is also classed as a “Lazarus Taxon,” as it was thought extinct but then it returned. So it’s a super-seasonal reference as well. 
I also like “Cow Slobber” as an insult as it’s a nickname for Tradescandia aka Spiderwort, one of my fave perennials. So it’s not really that vicious of an insult regardless of how gross it sounds.
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Eh, as long as I got ‘yo mama’ and ‘mother crabber’, I can do without plant based based expletives.
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Unfurbished lousewart seems like a deeper dig.
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But neither is to be confused with Irving Forbush. (I didn’t care for his grimdark reboot, either.)
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Herewith, this is the only plant-based insult that will be permitted:
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries
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[yawn] How derivative.
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Jump up my butt!
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Bite my scab, blowhole!
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It was me, I apologize, I keep posting about skid marks and pie…although eating too much of one may cause the other…not that I will specify which is which.
I also removed my more offensive comments…
I’ll behave from now on and not get carried away…
SKID MARKS!!!
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When someone starts spittin’ heat about Clan Lousewort, I bet you’ll change your mind.
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Lousewort? Your a sick man sheriff
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Hey I know them, they owe me money.
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Oh, yeah? Well, yo’ mamas in Clan Lousewort, you mother-crabber.
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She very well could be. 
It’s been almost two years since she returned one of my phonecalls. Whadaya’ gonna’ do.
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But has she returned your periodicals?
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(into infinity)
She and my brother won’t return anything if they think they can get a buck for it on ebay.
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Well time for me to go put my knee up, because this forum isn’t enough for me.
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