Hey everybody. I have an apology to make.

[FreemanLowell]

I just want to know @FlyingSquid, who the @#$%! do you think you are? I mean, I know your type - flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention…walking into a party like you’re walking onto a yacht…

I’ve really enjoyed this forum - good people, good vibes - but, then, someone like you comes along. Some egomaniac who waltzes in and we’re all supposed to be like “Oh, is the great @FlyingSquid here to turn us on?”

You can stuff your sorrys in a sack, mister! I’m so angry right now that one fevered ego like you believes that-

Oh…oh my…I feel funny…I feel…am I…turned on?

(slinks out to have a cigarette)

[FlyingSquid]

I object!

[moviegique]

[Raymond]

Or his gun? He’s packing heat, which considering all the flying monkeys and crap running around Oz, is probably pretty smart.

[jimmy_two_times]

G*&^& da&^^ it you people now I’m r*&* ha*& and I got the f&^^* Jackie Brown reference and all this mot&^^** bull*&& I mean I’m really f&^&^& excited!!!

[FlyingSquid]

Did your cat walk over your keyboard?

[jimmy_two_times]

@FlyingSquid

Did your cat

NO!!!

I’m really turned on!!!

By your thread!

[Crow-T-Wheelie]

Well, you DID!

[FlyingSquid]

I didn’t mean to! I DIDN’T MEAN TO!

[wyswysia]

Involuntary on-turning still has consequences, young man!

The high court may well sentence you to TORCHA!

[TheBindingPolymer]

To be clear, it didn’t happen in the Bronx, right?

[Stacy_Boyette]

Don’t worry, I think I may have found the antidote to on-turning!

[FlyingSquid]

“Sorry about my face!”

[Derek]

[CLANG_Potroast]

Why’s there a crushed koosh ball pasted over his right eye, though?

[wyswysia]

Hey ladies! Did you accidentally turn your man on? Just start squeaking like Kathy Ireland in Alien From L.A.! Mr. wyswysia asked me to please stop.

[TheBindingPolymer]

A spelunking trip cures that.

[GlennH]

I’ll forgive you if you tell me how many times a woman you are

[wyswysia]

I’m no California Lady, so

[GlennH]

Are you a Rhode Island lady?